The Priss
Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer (DBLD)

Mature. Responsible. Aristocratic. Excuse me. The Priss.

Prisses are the smartest of all female types. You’re highly perceptive, and confident in your judgements. You’d take brutal honesty over superficiality any time—your friends always know where they stand with you. You’re completely unfake. Don’t tell me that’s not a word. You’re also excellent at redirecting internal negative energy.

These facts indicate people are often intimidated by you. They also fall for you, hard. You have a distant, composed allure that many find irresistible. If only more of them lived up to your standards.

You were probably the last among your friends to have sex. And the first to pretend that you’re pregnant. LOL. Though you’re inclined to use sex as weapon, at least it’s not as one of mass destruction. You’re choosier than most about your partners. A supportive relationship is what you’re really after. Whether you know it or not, you need something steady & long-term. And soothing.

Yup thats me.

ccake:

A couple of years ago all my friends took this dating personality test on OK Cupid  and the results were creepily acurate. Despite it’s location. I havent done it in a while so gave it another shot

The first time I got The Playstation, looks like things have changed.

The Window Shopper

Random Gentle Love Dreamer (RGLD)

Loving, hopeful, open. Likely to carry on an romance from afar. You are The Window Shopper.

You take love as opportunities come, which can lead to a high-anxiety, but high-flying romantic life. You’re a genuinely sweet person, not saccharine at all, so it’s likely that the relationships you have had and will have will be happy ones. You’ve had a fair amount of love experience for your age, and there’ll be much more to come.

Part of why we know this is that, of all female types, you are the most prone to sudden, ferocious crushes. Your results indicate that you’re especially capable of obsessing over a guy you just met. Obviously, passion like this makes for an intense existence. It can also make for soul-destroying letdowns.

Your ideal match is someone who’ll love you back with equal fire, and someone you’ve grown to love slowly. A self-involved or pessimistic man is especially bad. Though you’re drawn to them, avoid artists at all costs.

CONSIDER:

The Gentleman (DGLM)
The Loverboy (RGLM)

ALWAYS AVOID:

The Hornivore (RBSM)

Go do the test yourself here

gluttonyisabliss:

Top Sirloin with Baked Potato (via ricko)

Fuck this looks amazing…I want steak and twice baked potato right meow.

mrsquiggle:

my sister is the best. she leaves me notes on how to be a good house mate. sometimes i don’t know how she puts up with my shit.

hahah amazing. Good thing I live in a house full of girls or I’m sure I’d do the same thing.