おまんこ

mom: wake up it’s time for school
me: my ANACONDA DON’T

netlfix:

hash browns will be served at my wedding

Am I invited is the real question here

(via shouldnt)

Follow me on twitter @muslim an I’ll follow back I need more peeps to talk with

Follow me on twitter @muslim an I’ll follow back I need more peeps to talk with

Summer assignment? More like summer a sign me up for hell

I want to hook up with more guys it’s so fun

Dat Ass clap make me run a lap

I’m so scared of the dentist like what if my appointment is going to be like that one porno where he sticks tools in places it shouldn’t be placed

naming your left and right butt cheeks after may-kate and ashley olsen for fun

i feel so sexy whenever i listen to anaconda

i want a pet fox so bad

animal crossing: pokemon edition make it happen

fffcuk:

today this girl asked me if we were hiring and we are but i told her we weren’t because right now im the prettiest girl that works here and if she got hired i wouldn’t be anymore

(via teenscoolest)